Knock Knock Jokes...

Quicken Anja
Quicken Anja Moderator mod
edited February 2023 in The Water Cooler
We hope this lovely Tuesday in May is as sunny where you are as it is where we are.
Let's bring in some laughter for this month's Icebreaker!

We'd like to know; what is your favorite (and appropriate) knock-knock joke?

Here's mine:

- Knock Knock!
* Who's there?
- The interrupting cow
* The interrupting cow wh...
- MOOOOOO!!

Please share yours! We'd love to hear it and laugh with you! :)

-Quicken Anja
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  • Quicken Jasmine
    Quicken Jasmine Quicken Mac Subscription Moderator mod
    Good Morning Anja, 

    Here is a killer knock-knock joke for ya:

    -Knock Knock!
    * Who's there?
    - Wooden Shoe
    *Wooden Shoe who?
    -Wooden Shoe like to know

      :D 

    I cannot wait to hear everyone else's!

    -Quicken Jasmine

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  • UKR
    UKR Quicken Windows Subscription SuperUser ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Knock, knock!"
    "Who's there?"
    "Colin."
    "Colin who?"
    "Calling all cars ... calling all cars ... be on the lookout for a knock-knock joke in progress!"
  • Quicken Jared
    Quicken Jared Quicken Mac Subscription Alumni ✭✭✭✭
    Good morning everyone and I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

    Here's one I find amusing:

    -Knock Knock!
    * Who's there?
    -Wire
    *Wire who?
    -Wire you always asking, 'who's there?'






    Looking forward to seeing more of these.


    -Quicken Jared 
  • cyberphile
    cyberphile Member ✭✭✭✭
    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    A little old lady.

    A little old lady who?

    Hey, you can yodel!
  • BK
    BK Quicken Windows Subscription Member ✭✭✭✭
    -Knock Knock!
     * Who's there?
    - Honey bee.
     * Honey bee who?
    - Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
    - QWin Deluxe user since 2010, US subscription on Win11
    - I don't use Cloud Sync, Mobile & Web, Bill Pay/Mgr
  • Quicken Janean
    Quicken Janean Quicken Windows Subscription Moderator admin
    bmciance said:
    -Knock Knock!
    *Who's there?
    -Banana
    *Banana who?
    -Banana
    *Banana who?
    -Banana
    *Banana who?
    -Orange
    *Orange who?
    -Orange you glad I didn't say banana???

    CLASSIC! 

    Quicken Janean

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  • MHSwizzleStick
    MHSwizzleStick Quicken Windows Subscription Member ✭✭✭✭
    -Knock knock.
    *Who's there?
    -Hatch.
    *Hatch who.
    -Gesundheit

  • fazeelnawaz76
    fazeelnawaz76 I do not have Quicken yet Member
    edited June 2022
    1. Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

    2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome.

    3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peep hole and find out.

    4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

    5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie thing [Removed - Unverified Links] you can do, I can do too!

    6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No, a cow says [Removed - Unverified Links]-mooooo!

    7. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hal.
    Hal who?
    Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

    8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alice.
    Alice who?
    Alice fair in love and war.

    9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Says.
    Says who?
    Says me!

    10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
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