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Knock Knock Jokes...

Quicken Anja

We hope this lovely Tuesday in May is as sunny where you are as it is where we are.
Let's bring in some laughter for this month's Icebreaker!

We'd like to know; what is your favorite (and appropriate) knock-knock joke?

Here's mine:

- Knock Knock!
* Who's there?
- The interrupting cow
* The interrupting cow wh...
- MOOOOOO!!

Please share yours! We'd love to hear it and laugh with you!

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Quicken Jasmine

Good Morning Anja,

Here is a killer knock-knock joke for ya:

-Knock Knock!
* Who's there?
- Wooden Shoe
*Wooden Shoe who?
-Wooden Shoe like to know

I cannot wait to hear everyone else's!

UKR

"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Colin."
"Colin who?"
"Calling all cars ... calling all cars ... be on the lookout for a knock-knock joke in progress!"

bmciance

-Knock Knock!
*Who's there?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Orange
*Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana???

Quicken Jared

Good morning everyone and I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

Here's one I find amusing:

-Knock Knock!
* Who's there?
-Wire
*Wire who?
-Wire you always asking, 'who's there?'

Looking forward to seeing more of these.

-Quicken Jared

cyberphile

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, you can yodel!

-Knock Knock!
* Who's there?
- Honey bee.
* Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

Quicken Janean

bmciance said:

-Knock Knock!
*Who's there?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Banana
*Banana who?
-Orange
*Orange who?
-Orange you glad I didn't say banana???

CLASSIC!

MHSwizzleStick

-Knock knock.
*Who's there?
-Hatch.
*Hatch who.
-Gesundheit

fazeelnawaz76

1. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing [Removed - Unverified Links] you can do, I can do too!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says [Removed - Unverified Links]-mooooo!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!